There's good and bad in everything

The good first.

I'm playing golf tomorrow at a private club that wouldn't let me in the gate were I not on a list.  The tee boxes, fairways and greens will be perfect.

The bad.

The high temperature may hit a hundred or within a degree or two.  I'm not going to find out the heat index.

The other bad.

My game isn't worthy of the course.

The rationalization.

Most members have a lot of money, thus they probably spend a lot of time working or doing other things that the rich do, and are no better at the game than I am.

Never had a caddie, should be interesting.  I wonder how he or she is going to figure out what club to tell me to use after a hole or two of wild inconsistency.