Tuesday, February 06, 2007

"Completely Heterosexual"

The Associated Press has reported that, one of four ministers, Rev. Tim Ralph, who for three weeks intensively counseled Ted Haggard, says that he is convinced that Rev. Haggard is "completely heterosexual." Rev. Haggard's dalliance with a former gay prostitute was, according to the counseling minister, the result of "an acting out situation.... it wasn't a constant thing."

These four guys have a fall back career if they ever lose their preacher gigs. They are good.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I still say that the Reverend Ted should'a denied the gay sex allegation and copped to the meth. I mean...his congregation probably doesn't even know what "Meth" is.

fermicat said...

Is he admitting that there is such a thing as "sort of heterosexual"?

Dave said...

kvatch and fermi,

From what I can tell, if you are a Baptist honcho, sex or drugs... wait, re-write... if you are anyone in the public eye and you get caught doing something that doesn't fit your image, you blame it on booze, drugs or unexplained, but temporary, mental imbalance. The key here is, "it isn't me, it is the influence." Betty Ford may have done us wrong. Even Keith Urban who I think has a great voice, is suing a guy named Keith Urban, different middle initial, who has a website which sells paintings he does as a hobby, on the grounds that people think the painter is the druggy singer who paints as a hobby. In case you are missing the point, which I am making up as I type, the singer didn't sue until he got out of rehab.

Ron Davison said...

Maybe it all made sense at the press conference because before the announcement they passed out meth to all the reporters. Maybe pronouncements this odd actually cause as much brain damage as the use of meth. Maybe living a double life for so long disconnects a person from reality and makes it impossible for him to utter anything but nonsense.

Maybe you should sign me,
Completely Confused

Anonymous said...

Can a guy be "completely heterosexual" and still bang dudes? Was he "completely sober" when he made that statement?