One more time from the Land of Oz

Ding Dong! The Well is dead. Which old Well? The BP Well!
Ding Dong! The BP Well is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the BP Well is dead. The oil’s gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The BP Well is dead!

BP Executive:

As Head of BP’s killer team, In the land of the white beach Coast, I welcome you most regally.

Plaintiffs’ Lawyer:

But we've got to verify it legally, to see

Exec.:

To see?

Lawyer:

If she

Exec:

If she?

Lawyer:

Is morally, ethic'lly

Louisiana Governor:

Spiritually, physically

New Orleans Mayor:

Positively, absolutely

Gulf Coast Residents:

Undeniably and reliably Dead

Admiral Thad Allen:

As Admiral I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.

BP Executive:

Then this is a day of Independence for all the Gulf Coast Residents and their descendants

BP Exec.:

Yes, let the joyous news be spread the Wicked Old BP Well at last is dead!