Monday, September 20, 2010

One more time from the Land of Oz

Ding Dong! The Well is dead. Which old Well? The BP Well!
Ding Dong! The BP Well is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the BP Well is dead. The oil’s gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The BP Well is dead!

BP Executive:

As Head of BP’s killer team, In the land of the white beach Coast, I welcome you most regally.

Plaintiffs’ Lawyer:

But we've got to verify it legally, to see


To see?


If she


If she?


Is morally, ethic'lly

Louisiana Governor:

Spiritually, physically

New Orleans Mayor:

Positively, absolutely

Gulf Coast Residents:

Undeniably and reliably Dead

Admiral Thad Allen:

As Admiral I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.

BP Executive:

Then this is a day of Independence for all the Gulf Coast Residents and their descendants

BP Exec.:

Yes, let the joyous news be spread the Wicked Old BP Well at last is dead!


The Curmudgeon said...

This is great.

Dave said...

Thank you, thank you very much.