Press Release UPDATED

UPDATE:  The Imam says he didn't make a deal, but he's willing to.

Today, following the news that the Reverend Jones has called off his stunt after a visit with the Imam from New York that wants to build the bad, bad mosque on the same planet that used to house the World Trade Center and now is willing to move it somewhere else on the planet (deep breath), I'm pleased to announce that I’m going to do something that the Constitution allows me to do, but that will offend someone, it is to be hoped, a lot of people, people that have some influence on what media covers, 24/7.

At the appropriate time, after everyone that counts has decried my plan, warned me about the consequences, called me and visited me, I may, only may, announce that I won’t go through with my plan.

That certainly won’t happen until there are a few demonstrations across the ocean, the President weighs in and Governor Palin uses a ghostwriter to post on Facebook.

What am I going to do?  Damned if I know, I’m not used to doing things that are stupid enough to draw worldwide attention.  It’s going to take some thinking.

For the media:  I’m available for exclusive interviews, once I devise my stupid plan.  Please contact Big Rick, my scheduler, he’s negotiable as to placement in the news cycle, expense payments and scheduling of six figure speaking engagements.