This is seriously cute. Is it bad that it took a few minutes for me to find what was cute about it? Then, all of a sudden, I screamed out loud. THERE it is!! Got it now.
That was indeed, funny! I think that my kids had adopted that type of theory long before someone did that picture too. Their theory was always keep quiet and she may never notice anything is skewed up! (The she, of course, being me.)
"Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow that decided not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a farmyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him!
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut!"
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This is seriously cute. Is it bad that it took a few minutes for me to find what was cute about it? Then, all of a sudden, I screamed out loud. THERE it is!! Got it now.
That was indeed, funny! I think that my kids had adopted that type of theory long before someone did that picture too. Their theory was always keep quiet and she may never notice anything is skewed up! (The she, of course, being me.)
I'm not as alert as I usually am this time of the day but once I had munched on some chocolate I spotted him right away!
Brilliant! :o)
Fun pic, and not bad advice, either.
I loved it. I saw him right away. Thank God for coffee. Good advice, I practice it often.
Love that pic.
Sound advice.
reminds me of one of my favorite joke/stories:
"Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow that decided not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a farmyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him!
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut!"
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