Chantix

Chantix is a drug that helps you to quit smoking. I noticed when turning on the TV, prior to going to the recorded stuff, that the fast talk was more lengthy than normal in a commercial pushing it. What caught my ear is "if you have thoughts of suicide, please contact your doctor."

I'd loved to have been in on the meeting that got that included in the warnings.

"Shit, someone tried to off themselves, we can't sell this stuff."

"It was just one guy, he was a loser, it isn't proven that it's a problem, we'll add it to the fast talk at the end of the commercial."

"OK, but it's your ass."