New at the Grocery Store

Saturday I visited the local Kroger. As I turned in the alcohol/snack food aisle, I stopped for a second thinking I'd made a mistake. There in the newly widened aisle between the booze and the junk food, they'd put the vitamins and OTC medicines.

Makes sense, I suppose, looking for some Doritos and queso dip with a six pack of Red Stripe? Maybe you'd like some antacids and aspirin too? Here they are.